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Monday, December 17, 2012

8 SOLD OUT SHOWS and if you don't believe me..GOOGLE IT

 
 
It was truly a GREAT NIGHT of COMEDY. The Rasa represented and we all had fun laughing it up to the fullest. I am forever greatfull for not only another successful night but also for the love I recieved from all of you. Old friends and new who I just met that night. I work hard doing what I have to so I can represent for you all in a Positive light and when it all comes together; The performance, your love and support. I feel blessed. It makes me work harder and pushes me to reach even further to continue bringing you all LMFAO performances. You and I together, we will go far and put Houston on the map by bringing HOLLYWOOD to us.  
 
I am currently perparing on some new projects for the 2013 year. My PRO BOXING dayview along with the rest of the "Punchline 2 PunchOUT videos" to end the series.  My own Broadway type production will also be coming soon in March and many other productions. I will keep you all posted as we get closer to each production. Thankyou all for your love and support. I will not let you down.
And if you don't believe me...........Google it.
 
Taking over the world one show at a time.
 
Jerry Carrillo
 

Thursday, November 29, 2012

The All Stars of Comedy vol. 8

The last show of the year and maybe even of our lifetime if it's true that the world is going to end. Regardless I will go out having a good time enjoying the moments I share with you all.
 
I PROMISE you I will give a STANDING OVATION performance before the year is over. It's my moment of TRUTH. I will be on HBO soon, and I will be in a big screen hollywood movie too but 1st I will shine for my people & represent for my city come Dec 11th
 
Headlining: Juan Villareal
Featuring:
Dereck Cakley, & Jerry Carrillo
Host:
Terry Gross
I hope you all can be part of my big day, my break through performance...It's going to be a show you don't want to miss.So join me as I realign my stars for GREATNESS.
 
CALL me NOW....832.207.4921 or inbox me so I can SAVE YOU a seat before we are SOLD OUT again for the 8th show in a row
I'm the only comic that hasn't been on Comedy Central, or Comic View or Que Locos but I asure you; After my performance they are going to wish I was on their network..... There is no glory if there is no hard work.... I'm working Over Time.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Pro Comic 2 Pro Boxer (coming soon)

Life hit me hard with alot of challenging obsticals that have cause me to stress but will make me a stronger person in the long run. I have been so busy performing and producing comedy shows along with working to pay the bills, choreography and getting the photography & videography ready for my nieces sweat sixteen. Also voluteering with Naleo at the phone bank trying to help people with the information they need to make there voting expierence as smooth and as easy as possible. I just got involved with a new game show that will hopely be nation wide.

I've been doing so much I lost myself a bit. I haven't trained for about a month trying to get everything done by the deadline. I am not a quiter and I will fight professionally one way or another. I just have to make time.

I would like to apologize to all the people that have been following my series "From Punchline 2 Punchout". I haven't been able to get the 3rd episode finished but I will get it done soon but they will no longer be 11minute episodes. It will be broken up into 2 parts to allow me get the quality editing on it and have time to take care of my other resposibilities. Thankyou for your patients, and support, I will not let you down.

I do have alot on my plate and I know it's going to all get done as long as I keep working. God wouldn't put me in a situation I can't handle so I'm faithful that it will all be successful with due time. Besides moma didn't raise no fool.  It took alot of chingasos to teach me: Don't put something on your plate that you can't finish because you will not leave the dinner table untill your plate is clean. Moma knows best. That's an education a puro chingaso ( an education fill with ass whoopings). So my plate will be clean.


Taking Over the World One Day at a Time


Jerry


Sunday, October 14, 2012

Not MIA Just Got Really Busy

All of a sudden got hit with several Big Shows.  From a SOLD OUT show at my spot Bohemeo's to a SOLD OUT show at the Houston Improv with the Sol Caritas team, to now another SOLD OUT show at the House of Blues but this time it's not just a performance; It's my production and it's going to be insanely funny.

This Tuesday at the House of Blues. Oct 16th.
Doors open at the 7pm
Show starts at 8pm.

Tickets are $10 at the door or 2 for $15 presale and they are almost all gone. So CALL me NOW so I can SAVE you a seat. 832. 207.4921

For those out there who were wondering about the boxing. I haven't quit that . Just put it on hold to focus on the shows. I will fight pro one way or another. Episode 3 of "Punchline to Punch Out" will be finished soon. I will keep you posted


Taking over the world one stage at a time


Jerry Carrillo

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Bitter Sweat Boxing

Canelito put it down and respect to Josesito who had alot of heart and went down fighting. Chavez let me down completely. Chavez Senior is ONLY ONE. Chavez Jr needs to listen to his father and his coach and stop doing shit on his own. We all have bad days but this fool didn't even try until the last round which was too late. Hope he learned his lesson.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Ignorant Bliss

MY HBO SPECIAL is coming SOON. I can feel it. In the mean while we're going to keep perfecting the craft for our BIG BREAK. Great laughs Great people, a Great night of Comedy. If your ready for a Great time come on by. Laughter is the food for the soul and we are giving you a buffet of laughs and some for the road.
We have performing The Chicano, The Black guy, The White girl, The Singer, The Impersonator, The Hood guy and Even a special guest a Hip Hop Rising Star. Diversity Entertainment at it's best. TRUST ME this is going to be our BEST SHOW yet. A Must See
I dare you to come and not enjoy your self. I Double Dare you. In matter of fact if you don't have a good time you get your money back. That's how confident I am. That's how we do it. We're Funnylicious.
IGNORANT BLISS Comedy Show
 
Sept 21st at Bohemeo's 708 telephone rd.
Showtime: 8pm - 10:15pm
Tickets: $8 at the Door or 2 for $10 pre-sale
8 SOLD OUT shows and we're going for 9. So CALL ME NOW so I can SAVE YOU a seat. 832.207.4921 or email me.
A Jerry Vision productions. Taking over the world one stage at a time.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Master of my thoughts

I expected a tough day and that it was but I was on a mission and although I had to adjust my game plan a few times; I did it like a champ. I got too confident though, then life blind sided me with a herd of small obsticals that really frustrated me. Didn't give me a chance to think or even breath just react. It got pretty steamy and brain was feeling like a finger that just got slammed by a car door. It was pulsing bump bump.. bump bump BANG BANG ting ting getting ponded by a gang of different type of inraged migraines. Thank God the day has finally slowed down and I got to read my new book. I picked that book up and couldn't put it down. When I finally put it down I felt good, refreshed and READY FOR 12 MORE ROUNDS. I see the light.


I am the master of my Universe

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Evolving

I've been doing pretty good with channelling the enery to each individual project but it's been exhausting. It's been difficult but definately possible. A challenge I'm going to enjoy over coming. Beginning tommorrow morning it's going to get worse before it gets better. I have all day planned from the AM to sunday in the PM. 

Also why is it that every one and their momas are having a birthday party Saturday. I have 4 birthday parties of close friends and family. AAAAAAAAA!!!!  Jungling the business and the support is making me Crazy but it's all good. I'm Jerry Carrillo and I GOT THIS.... Too easy.

On the bright side I can finally get a hair cut YEAH!  I also am going to treat myself to a new book tommorrow. It's called "The Secret". I've heard alot of good things about this book and look forward to reading it. What the fuck??? I can't believe I'm excited about a book. When did that happen. Oh well, I guess I'm just evolving.

Evolving to Greatness

Monday, August 27, 2012

Channeling Energy

I realized I have a lot on my plate which is nothing new to me. Unfortunately in this case I have more challenging taskes running at the same time than the norm. I fear it not, for I have a will and determination to make it work. Just a little chicano chake spear for ya. Lol.

My parents taught me to eat everything on my plate before I leave the table. Even though sometimes they over fed me I finished it none the less.  SO  I intend to commit to everything I placed on my plate and finish it all for better or worse. No half assing just pure focus. Easier said than done of course.

I have to be smart about it all otherwise I will feel overwhelmed and possibly loose some more hair from the preasure to doing it all. Like I need to loose more hair. Thanks dad for the going bald and the stress gene. lol. So... first things first; I have to seperate my projects to complete them individually that way my focus can be on one thing at a time. It will be easier too because individually the projects are not as huge as they are when they are together.

After seperating the projects it's only one thing left to do. GET TO WORK.  I'll  let ya'll know how it's going. Off to work. Hi ho Hi ho off to work I go. God is good


Perfection is impossible but I will always strive for it.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Punchline2PunchOut Episode 3

Production is running slightly slow but should be finished by the end of the week and episode 3 will be ready to air by mid week. Sorry for the delays but I promise you this episode will be the best one yet. Emotionally twisted and of course hilarious.


Thankyou for your patience


Jerry

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Getting the ball rolling again

Thankyou all for your patients. I apologize for the delays but we are back on schedule with Punchline to Punchout. If all goes well this week we should have episode 3 ready.



Jerry

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Punchline 2 Punch Out

Hello everybody. Due to the heavy rain we are a bit behind on shooting Episode 3. 


thankyou for your patients


Jerry

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Taking over the world 1 stage at a time

I want to make a special shout out to all of you who came to the ALL STARS of Comedy Show June 13th. It was a great show and our 5th Sold Out show at the Houston Improv. I feel truly blessed for all of your support. I haven't really talked much about it since the show but it's simply because I am my own worst critic. After every show despite on how good my performance may be; I always know I can do better. I take a few days to marinate on my performance and replay it in my mind over and over again. I'm not being negative at all. I am perfecting my craft so that the next time I'm on the stage I can represent for my city and make you ... my people... proud. "Perfection is only God but I will always strive for it"

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Relflecting on Self-Motivated Comedy Show

Had an Amazing Show. At one point during the show the storm caused a blackout but the show kept going and the people kept laughing there butts off. Then people from the audience turned on there phone's flashlights raised there hands in the air putting a spot light on the comic. The lights eventually came back on but it was a moment/memory I will remember for the rest of my life.

I want to send a special thanks to all the people in the audience for their love and support. It was a Great show with a Great group of people. I glad every one enjoyed themselves. I look forward to seeing you all again. God Bless and  Happy Mothers Day

Oh, did I mention the show was SOLD OUT.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Self-Motivated

Had a good work out and got some work done for my new project I'm cookin up. It's going to air Sunday but it's a Surprise so that's all I can say about that now. Tickets Tickets for the Comedy Show    " Self-Motivated" going on THIS FRIDAY May 11th 8:30pm show at Bohemeo's 708 telephone rd. Tickets are almost gone like charlie sheens nasal cavity so CALL me NOW so I can SAVE YOU a seat 832.207.4921 or inbox me.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Full of Thought

I had a great show at the Houston Improv with the Allstars of Comedy. I feel good but there is always room for improvement. Standing Ovation in Moody Gardens is my goal and I will achieve it or die trying. I feel greatful but now is time to get into thought mode and began brainstorming for the future.


Work Hard Train Hard & Work some more


Monday, February 27, 2012

Can't stop wont stop


Feeling greatful for another successfull show.  I enjoyed the fruits of my labor, but there is still alot of room for impovement so I will continue working hard and aiming for a standing ovation. I recieved one awhile back and I want another.. MARCH 14 at the Houston Improv with the ALLSTARS OF COMEDY I will have my chance to dazzle you and like the streets in my nieghbor hood I'm have you cracking up.Work hard.. Learn hard.. Work some more















        Perfection is only God but I will always strive for it

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Juan Deep

Doesn't matter how much you may fight with family and friends or how you may not get along with them sometimes because when push comes to shove they are the 1st ones there to get your back. I call this being: "JUAN DEEP"

I hope you all can be a part of this special day of mine. A great night of comedy with some of Houston's funniest up coming comics and My (Jerry Carrillo's) Birthday Celebration.

New Comics New Jokes all for you. Mrs. Already, Gerald Torregosa, Jorge Loredo, Theodore Taylor and Jerry "El Chicano" Carrillo.
 
For tickets: (Jerry) 832-207-4921 or inbox me

See you there...

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Telenovela Standup Comedy

Getting excited for this Friday's Telenovela Comedy Show "Passionate Truth" everything is coming together for the production and I have a few surprises for the audience that will leave them in awe...
The Evolution of comedy at your reach at recession price: $8 at the Door or 2 for $10 pre-sale
For more info call Jerry 832.207.4921

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

I'm professional comic/actor/choreographer/painter/defensive driving instructor. It sounds better than what it really is

These past couple of weeks have been crazy. I'm choreographing a "Sweet 15" and the 1st practice didn't go as planned. So I'm back to square 1; simplify my techniqe to get the most production possible from the kids participating many of which have never danced before. Oooh did I mention I'm not getting paid for the work. It's family and even if I charged they wont pay but I'm sucker for my family and now I'm a sponser.

I'm also choreographing  theatrical dance through story telling for pre-k to 1st grade. I took this job for 2 reasons to spend more time with my son and for the paycheck. Unfortuanately my plan of working part-time 15 to 20hrs a week blew up in my face because I was contracted for only 3hrs a week and I get paid monthly which means I wont recieve my check until mid month #2 . To top it off with the icing on the cake is that I can't work my orginal job commercial painting (which I hate) with the family business because I can't work half a day there, in order to get to my teaching job; so now I'm stuck because I refuse to quit a job I just started. I will not burn bridges any more. So I'm working a 12hr a month job teaching toddlers. I'm still adjusting my method and material because toddlers are no joke and can be difficult and blunt.

I'm also teaching defensive driving but haven't started teaching on my own yet because I'm waiting on my certification license; so no money will be coming out of there for at least a month.

I'm an professional actor but I haven't got work in a while. I have an audition tommorrow for a dentist commercial. Hopefully that will  work out.
I'm also a professional comedian. I actually have a show at the Houston IMPROV this Sunday January 15th which is my day view performance and my moment of truth. It's my time to shine but I need to step up to the plate and hit a home run. I'm getting paid by ticket sells which normally isn't hard at all but these tickets are a little more pricy than the norm so I have a lot of people who rather wait for the DVD. Just kidding but they are hesitant and have post-poned me till the end of this week. To make it more interesting it's around the time the Texans play the Ravens. Texans play at noon and the show is at 3pm which means either my people wont show up or they will be there late. The crazy thing is that I used a joke to sell tickets saying: " buy tickets from me; I need to pay child support". The way this month as developed it has become a true statement. Aint that some shit. It's all good though. I have faith it's gona work out.

I also just started training to fight professionally in boxing. I know it's too late to get far in the career with me being 28 but I'm pretty good at it and I think I can make a few bucks fighting. No intentions to get too far just looking for another source of money. The training is going good but I've only lost 10lbs no thanks to christmas vacation where I ate till I pant button popped off. I need to loose 35lbs more before I can fight. It's going to take me 2 months maybe 3 to be ready. So no money from there for at least 2 months. On the bright side the excersise is really rejuvenating. My mind feels healthier with less negativity and anger. I feel good.

I'm not making enough money to pay all my bills but surprisingly I've recieved money from place I wasn't expecting like a friend that owed me money for 4yrs finally paid me and I've learned to squeeze a dollar out of a dime. So far I'm making it by the skin on my teeth. I'm still in a small debt but I'm slowly crawling out.  The seeds that I've planted will soon grow and develop to bring me more revenue. At least that's the plan.  I just have to maintain and keep working hard. In retrospect I feel greatful for what I do have and I will never stop working to succeed.  God is good, all the time.